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Bryan: I want to send those memes to those people who reblogged it.

Me: Okay, we can do that.

Bryan: NO WAIT. What if they don’t want the meme from me? Forget it, go back to minecraft.

Me: I’m sure that’s not–

Bryan: Look, we can start a fire and ruin your entire base!

Me: … Goddamnit.

TextsFromLastNight (2/?)

[Text] I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella’s were cheering me on with their back up tunes.
[Text] Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude.
[Text] I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
[Text] Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work.
[Text] I’m like ‘WOMAN, YOU’RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.’
[Text] Dude I’m hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man… I don’t think I can make it.
[Text] You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
[Text] We almost ended up sober because of u!!
[Text] I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment.
[Text] He’s been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
[Text] I appreciate the I’ll come bail you out of jail tone in the text.
[Text] Beyoncé wouldn’t let anything bad happen here.
[Text] Is this like a preordered booty call?
[Text] Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul – Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.

thedovahcat:

fleshwerks:

let your character fuck up. please. let them fuck up on a scale so massive that this particular thing cannot be salvaged. let their fuck up have permanent consequences. and stoooooooooooooooop having them being the smartest person in the room who always has a sharp comeback to put their enemies down, and who always handles their enemies with grace or at least an air of superiority that s justified because they’re so cool and smart and clever™

let them bleed for their mistakes, let them MAKE those mistakes, and let that bleeding be ugly and disgraceful. let them suffer for their own mistakes, and let them suffer in knowing that they cannot fix. and let other people hate them for the shit they’ve done, and for once let the haters not be ‘petty bad people’.

Let the haters be right.

APPLAUD

zombiexwrites:

Gimmie a plot where two people are placed into witness protection at the same time and end up having to pretend to be a cute married couple living in the suburbs. Give me a hardened criminal who sold out his boss for his freedom having to pretend to be a nice guy working at some cheesy nine to five job. Give me a pure, kind hearted girl who walked in on a murder and testified because it was the right thing and now has to deal with what she’d been through. Give me them trying to play house with annoying neighbors and forgetting their new fake names. It will be so cute and funny and I just want it ok

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

Respect Your RP Partners

retribuxion:

Something I’ve noticed in the RP community is that we expect our RP partners to be writing machines. We expect them to churn out a reply almost immediately after we post ours, be on when we are, always send us memes, et cetera. Here’s the thing: our RP partners are not machines. They are human beings who need to be respected for more than their ability to write. Other than the usual “your RP partners may not feel like replying at the moment,” here are some things to respect them for, and remember when you’re RPing:

  • Respect that your RP partner may be in school.
  • Respect that your RP partner may be employed.
  • Respect that your RP partner may have at least one physical illness.
  • Respect that your RP partner may have at least one mental illness.
  • Respect that your RP partner may have friends outside of tumblr.
  • Respect that your RP partner may have a family outside of tumblr.
  • Respect that your RP partner may be a parent.
  • Respect that your RP partner may have hobbies outside of tumblr.
  • Respect that your RP partner may have religious obligations.
  • Respect that your RP partner may not always have internet, or computer access.
  • Respect that your RP partner may be going through a difficult life situation.
  • Respect that your RP partner does not have to disclose everything happening in their personal life to you.

Too often, it’s easy to say “no one RPs with me” or “no one ships with me” or “no one sends me anything” without considering any of the above, or even more circumstances your RP partner(s) may be dealing with. Too often, it’s easy to say one of those things, and not consider how the other person feels when reading it. Someone dealing with at least one of these circumstances can feel guilty for not replying right away, sending something, et cetera, or feel like they have to once they see their partner is unhappy. 

I know I do when I see things like that on my dash.

When you start feeling guilty for not doing something that is part of your hobby, or feeling like you have to do something that is supposed to be fun, it stops being fun. It feels like a job. I know when I feel obligated to do a reply for a person, I drag my feet. I do not feel excited about the RP as much anymore. Even if they say, “Sure, I’ll wait,” I see them post elsewhere that no one sends them things, or no one RPs with them. The guilt turns on. I feel like I have to reply. It’s a passive-aggressive tactic that a person may not even be aware that they’re doing. No matter what, though, it needs to stop.

All in all, we need to show more kindness and patience towards our RP partners. The best relationships I have on this website are the ones where we treat each other with not only that, but with mutual respect. We also communicate regularly, and tell each other if we need to hold onto replies. I feel relieved knowing I can go to my RP partners, and tell them to hold onto my replies because I’m not feeling well, and I don’t know when I will be. It is an amazing feeling. We need more of that on this website, and less expecting one another to be robots.

We are all human. Never forget that.