moretrashyrpmemes:

Send one to… 

 👙 – Catch my muse half naked accidentally 

 🙅‍♂️ – Walk in my muse and see them covering up their naked body 

 😍 – See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it 

 💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse 

☀️ – Go to a nudist beach with my muse 

 🍃 – Have my muse pose tastefully for your muse’s art project 

 🍺 – Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse

 💳 – Play strip poker with my muse 

 🛁 – Shower with my muse

 🎁 – “Dick in a box” prank my muse 

 😧 – Accidentally walk into a changing stall that my muse was in 

 ✋️ – See my muse naked and have your muse cover their eyes 

 🖐 – Have your muse peek through their fingers at seeing my muse naked

rpmemestbh:

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

• ❝How much have you had to drink?❞

• ❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞

   
  

• ❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

• ❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

• ❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

• ❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

• ❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

• ❝Let me drive you home.❞

• ❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

• ❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

• ❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

• ❝Is this real life?❞ 
  

• ❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

• ❝How do you show fish affection?❞

• ❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

• ❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

• ❝Drunk I am not.❞

• -glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

• ❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

• ❝I’m not even tired.❞

• ❝I should call my ex.❞

• ❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

• ❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

• -hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

• ❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

• ❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

• ❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

• ❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

• ❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
  

• ❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

• ❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

• ❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

• ❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

• ❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

• ❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

• ❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

• ❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

• ❝You wanna get wasted?❞

• ❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

• ❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

• ❝I’m having a party for two.❞

• ❝You’re so hot.❞

• ❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

• ❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

• *kisses on forehead*
• *kisses on cheek*
• *kisses on lips*

musingmemes:

suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

• why don’t you make me?
• i like you better on your knees.
• i can think of a few ways to shut you up.
• i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.
• try and stop me.
• is that a complaint i hear?
• i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.
• why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.
• i thought you liked it when i was bossy.
• are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?
• i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.
• i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.
• you’re not the boss of me.
• you’re hot when you’re angry.
• don’t make me come over there.
• i’m this close to taking you over my knee.
• you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.
• you know you want it.
• you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?
• i’m not sure you could handle me.
• is that a challenge?
  

agalleryofrpmemes:

send a cuddles + a symbol or send touch plus a number

• ❋ Cuddling in bed.
• ✯ Cuddling on the couch.
• ☮ Your muse using my muse’s chest as a pillow.
• ☓ Resting against each other back to back.
• ✪ Cuddling on a recliner.
• ø Tangling legs.
• ✒ Tangling legs while resting at opposite ends of the couch.
• ♪ Cuddling together for warmth.
• ✧ First time cuddling together.
• ღ Your muse using my muse’s upper back as a pillow.
• ♮ Your muse using my muse’s lower back as a pillow.
• ❣ Your muse using my muse’s butt as a pillow.
• ♯ Our muses wake up in each others arms after accidentally falling asleep.
• ☺ Your muse uses my muse’s tummy as a pillow.
• ッ  Your muses uses my muse’s lap as a pillow.
• ♡ Our muses rub their cheeks together.
• ♋ Your muse is the big spoon.
• ‡ Your muse is the little spoon.
• ✌ Our muses start to playfully wrestle and it devolves into cuddles.
• ❂ Your muse just had a nightmare and needs cuddles to fall asleep again.
• ✉ Giving neck nuzzles.
• ✆ Receiving neck nuzzles.
• ♭ Pillow fort cuddles.
• ✂ Eskimo kisses.
• ♬ Cuddles and kisses combo pack. 

1. Shoulder Clasp
2. Across the Shoulder hug
3. Hair Ruffle
4. Gentle headlock
5. Full body lean
6. Feet in lap
7. Head in lap
8. Hair petting
9. Ambush hug
10. Not so ambush hug
11. Pulling mine into their lap
12. Cheek kiss
13. Forehead kiss
14. Brushing hair out of mine’s face
15. Fixing shirt collar
16. Fixing shirt cuffs
17. Fixing a clothing tag
18. Tying shoes
19. Taking off shoes
20. Carrying while half asleep
21. Hand holding
22. Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly
23. Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin
24. Pushing glasses into place
25. Offering their drink
26. Offering their snack
27. Kissing the back of mine’s hand
28. Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back
29. Crawling into bed with
30. Using shoulder as a pillow
31. Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder
32. Hair brushing
33. Brushing lint off of
34. Giving a foot massage
35. Giving a back massage
36. Giving a scalp massage
37. Rubbing circles on mine’s back
38. Sharing a secret smile
39. Booping the nose
40. Touching noses together
41. Resting foreheads together
42. Resting cheeks together
43. Sharing a blanket
44. Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it
45. Poking with fingers/toes
46. Painting mine’s nails
47. Putting jewelry on mine
48. Doing mine’s hair
49. Pinkie promise
50. High five
51. Fist bump
52. Secret handshake
53. Hipcheck
54. Pulling mine into a dance
55. Initiate a tickle fight

otp-imagines-cult:

A belated celebration for reaching 5000+ followers! Here we have a list of random quotes for you to use for your OTP! You can have followers tell you numbers to draw your OTP as, or you can write stories based on your favorites, or both! Take these quotes in any direction you like for your creative use. Have fun!

1. “Aah! That tickles!”
2. “whAT IS THAT?!”
3. “woah what happened while I was gone”
4. “wait no that’s mine what are you doing”
5. “No, I’m paying”
6. “It’s fine, stop worrying about me”
7. “dON’T TELL ME I CAN’T DO THAT I WILL DO THAT THING ALL I WANT”
8. “Come over here— oh crap no don’t fall— why does this always happen”
9. “just tAKE THE JACKET”
10. “I’m so hungry I could eat a— stop looking at me like that in public”
11. “Well, that was certainly awkward”
12. “waIT DON’T RUN AT ME I’LL FALL”
13. “are… are you awake? Did you fall asleep already”
14. “great, what did you bring home this time?”
15. “I don’t know why you don’t like this outfit on you. You look splendid.”
16. “aaah I can’t stop blushing… No you’re not helping at all”
17. “I can’t believe they spelled your name wrong again”
18. “enOUGH! ENOUGH WITH YOUR PUNS”
19. “I can’t… I can’t believe you actually remembered…”
20. “Put some clothes on already, jeez! We have company coming!”
21. “okay, and how much money did you spend on that thing?”
22. “I wish we could stay here forever”
23. “who was that? oh… your cousin…”
24. “You okay? You seem a little off today”
25. “I’m fine”
26. “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
27. “c-can I hold your hand?..”
28. “GIVE ME YOUR HAND”
29. “oh, remember when you used to wear that all the time? Good times.”
30. “you can’t run so it’ll be faster if I just carry you”
31. “You don’t need to tell me— I’ve memorized your order by now”
32. “y-you look… you look very nice.”
33. “did that person just take a picture of us?”
34. “c’mon, let’s dance!”
35. “oh mY GOD ARE THESE YOUR BABY PICTURES???”
36. “oh, we are not letting you drive when you’re like this”
37. “you’re a nerd. but my favorite nerd.”
38. “why do you find those cute I hate those pictures of myself”
39. “you’re very warm… It’s nice.”
40. “You know what? I wasn’t even surprised by that. I’m that used to you.”
41. “Wait, stay right there— I’ve got a song for you”
42. “oh thank goodness… I didn’t think you’d still be here.”
43. “You don’t have to do this if you’re scared”
44. “EVERY TIME I SAY THAT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME PUN”
45. “I can’t believe you actually bought that”
46. “that… that was a lot different than I thought it’d be”
47. “no stop i’M HURTING FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH”
48. “let’s pretend I didn’t see you do that”
49. “You’re too sweet”
50. “ah, you’re up. how’d you sleep?”