Sexual tension sentence starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

  • “Make me.”
  • “I dare you.”
  • “Bite me.”
  • “You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
  • “Wanna bet?”
  • “If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”
  • “Prove it.”
  • “What’s in it for me?”
  • “If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”
  • “Oh, well fuck me, then.”
  • “Shut up!”
  • “Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

  • “I wish we weren’t out in public…”
  • “Wow, you’re really strong.”
  • “Wanna go for a ride?”
  • “You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”
  • “Ah, I think I need a new bed.”
  • “Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”
  • “You have really nice fingers…”
  • “Are we going downtown?”
  • “You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”
  • “That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”
  • “What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

  • “Do you have to eat it like that?”
  • “Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”
  • “Hey, stop biting your lip…”
  • “Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”
  • “You’re standing a little close to me…”
  • “Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”
  • “My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

  • “Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”
  • “I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”
  • “*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

Greek God/Goddess Quiz

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Bryan’s Result:

Hestia
Hestia is a goddess of the hearth, architecture, and the right ordering of domesticity, the family, the home, and the state. She upholds her traditional values, and believes strongly in her symbolism.

Tagged By: None, stolen from multiples.

Tagging: Anyone who wants to.

I’M GONNA FIGHT THAT ANON. You’re literally one of the main reasons I came back to this blog, because I missed writing with you. You portray Bryan so well and give him so much depth that we never got from the show. I love our threads, Maia & Bry are the cutest bffs. People are dumb. ily. <3<3

No fighting. I just wish they’d not send things like that. But meh. And ❤ ❤ ❤ You are wonderful and amazing, and I am so happy that you love writing with me and Bryan because we adore you and Maia. Bryan is literally the clingiest little thing when it comes to Maia or her being mentioned. But thank you. ❤ ❤ ❤

ernmark:

Dear god, sleepy intimacy makes me so very happy.

One person sleeping with their head on the other person’s lap. Getting all drowsy-snuggly when they’re too tired to see straight. Being tucked in and kissed on the forehead before they pass out. Gentle touches while they drift off. Trusting the other person to watch over them and make sure nothing happens to them while they’re out.

Just… sleepy intimacy, man.