Thank you!!! ❤ ❤ I did have to work this morning, but I got my paycheck and am getting dinner tonight, so it’s going better than I thought it would!

Thank you!!! ❤ ❤ I did have to work this morning, but I got my paycheck and am getting dinner tonight, so it’s going better than I thought it would!

So, I missed Bryan’s birthday (August 28th, same day as Jon’s), but since my birthday is coming up on Friday (September 8th), I’ve decided that I’m still going to do birthday things!

roleplayingconfessionsfromrpers:
I want to thank all the people who have rped with me for being patient and kind when I take too long or when I drop threads because I lost focus. Thank you.
The best kind of humans are the ones who stay.
- I have a gigantic crush on you and you called me on the phone while I was masturbating but I picked up anyway and you caught on to what I was doing but you didn’t hang up??? Does this mean you like me??? Does this mean we’re gonna have phone sex???
- You’re a dancer and I come and watch you in your studio sometimes but today you did a really provocative dance and I don’t want you to notice how turned on I am please don’t come talk to me right now
- We were joking around and you picked me up and spun me around with no trouble and I had no idea you were so strong is it weird how turned on I am by that fact?
- I hid in your closet to scare you as a joke but when you came in you started masturbating and I can’t just get up and leave but if I get caught in your closet you’ll think I’m a pervert I regret my life choices
- We’re roommates and we always look through each other’s mail and I certainly was not expecting to find a vibrator when I opened your package how much time do I have to re tape this before you get home
- I walked into the house to find you looking at the new vibrator I ordered and I tried to leave without you hearing me but I ran into the table by the door please just let me die of embarrassment
- I bought dick popsicles as a joke but you look really hot how you’re sucking on that fuck
- You spanked me as a joke in front of our friends but it turned me on and now I’m trying to find excuses to go run off and masturbate where I 100% definitely won’t think about you spanking me definitely not
- I was teasing you and I called you vanilla and now I’m laying with my hands and feet tied and a gag in my mouth and, shit, is that a vibrator?
- (OT3) I maybe sort of accidentally got turned on while we were laying in the same bed and you’re both clinging onto me from either side and I don’t want to upset you both by moving away but I don’t want either of you to know that I got aroused while we were innocently cuddling. Help.
darling boy, your shoulders may be broad
but there are only so many crosses you can bear
before you break;

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.
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i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one?
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did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
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stay still i’m almost done with your costume.
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let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
- ❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party!
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help me decorate!❞
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let’s open some windows, okay?
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it’s starting to rain… ❞
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bring a jacket! ❞
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do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store?
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let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
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it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine.
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you sound sick. are you sick?
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- *sneeze*
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sorry, allergies. ❞
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wanna go out for halloween?
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looks like it’s time to rake the leaves…
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let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk.
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let’s go trick-or-treating!
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❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
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come in here where it’s dry!
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it’s dark?! already?!
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ooh it’s chilly out.
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please, enough with the pumpkin spice.
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good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer…
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did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night?
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let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?!
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i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless.
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did you hear that?
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we have to get out of here! ❞
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are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie?
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i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
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what did you get?
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want to trade candy?
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i got a rock. ❞
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don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here!
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what are you going as for halloween this year?
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i just can’t wait for halloween!
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you should totally buy that costume!
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trick or treat!
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happy halloween!
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happy fall!
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- ❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best!
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- ❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze!
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- ❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks.
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- ❝ aww come on! it was a prank!
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please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon!
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that wasn’t funny!
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i keep tripping over my costume.
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i’m not sure we should go down that street.
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no fair! your costume is getting you more candy.
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faster! we need to get to all of the houses!
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forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever!
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i don’t like these woods.
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i just saw something!
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look at that intestine cake!
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i’m a real vampire.
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do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff.
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i made us matching costumes!
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i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us?
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you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you?
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did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go!
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you shouldn’t go out there!
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- ❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
Question about the muse—send a symbol!
🍕 = What is your muse’s usual pizza order? Do they order any drinks, sides, or desserts to go with it?
🍾 = What is the last thing your muse celebrated? How long was the celebration?
🎉 = When is your muse’s birthday? Is there a special meaning behind the date for you (the mun)?
📚 = What is your muse’s favorite genre of books? What are some of their favorite authors and/or books?
💌 = How does your muse choose to confess to the person they’re interested in? Do they usually get rejected or accepted?
🍵 = Does your muse prefer coffee, tea, or cocoa? Do they add any sweeteners? Iced or hot?
💙 = Who does your muse have a deep and loyal love for?
💸 = Has your muse written their will yet? If yes, what have they decided to give to people? If no, why not?
🔮 = Is your muse superstitious? What superstitions do they have? Where did they pick them up from?
🔒 = What is a secret that your muse will take to the grave? Why have they decided not to tell anyone?
🍭 = Does your muse have a sweet-tooth? What’s their favorite candy?
🍦 = What is your muse’s favorite ice cream flavor? Do they prefer eating it in a cone, cup/bowl, or straight from the carton? Do they use any toppings?
💚 = Who or what makes your muse feel envious? Why do they feel that way? Do they act out or keep their envy hidden?
📘 = Describe an AU verse/story that you have written out for your muse that you’d love to roleplay. Why did you choose to make them that way?
📕 = Describe a crossover verse/story that you have written out for your muse that you’d love to roleplay. Why did you choose to make them that way?
🍔 = What is your muse’s usual burger made of? You can pick any bread, meat (or non-meat), cheese, condiments, and toppings. What side and drink do they prefer with it?
🖍️ = What was your muse’s favorite childhood toy? Do they still have it? What special memories are attached to the toy?
🎵 = What is your muse’s favorite genre of music? What are some of their favorite artists? How important is music to them?
🌶️ = Can your muse handle spicy food? What is the spiciest food that they can handle?
🍰 = Does your muse prefer cake or cupcakes? What’s their favorite cake flavor and icing/frosting flavor?
🍼 = Does your muse have children or do they ever want to have children? Do they think they will/would be a good parent?
☠️ = How would your muse prefer to die? What do they want done with their body after they die?
👻 = Does your muse believe in ghosts? What is your muse’s scariest experience with spirits/the unknown?
🛀 = Does your muse prefer baths or showers? What’s their favorite body wash scent? What kind of shampoo/conditioner do they use?
📱 = What type of cell phone does your muse have? What apps do they frequently use? Who do they text or call most often?
⛎ = What is your muse’s zodiac sign? Does it fit their personality?
🔋 = Who or what drains your muse the most? Who or what helps to revitalize that energy?
💊 = Does your muse have any physical or mental disabilities/illnesses? Do they take medication for it?
🗳️ = Is your muse liberal, conservative, or somewhere in-between? What political party do they align themselves with most?
📺 = What TV shows does your muse like to watch the most? Do they prefer watching them as they air on network or do they stream them later?
🎞️ = What is your muse’s favorite movie genre? What are their top five favorite movies? Do they prefer watching movies at home or in the theater?
🐾 = What is your muse’s favorite animal? Do they have or do they want any pets?
🌈 = Is your muse LGBT+? What do they identify themselves as?
⛈️ = What type of weather is your muse’s favorite? What do they usually like to do when they have a day off when it’s their favorite weather?
💐 = How would your muse respond to receiving a bouquet from an admirer? What kind of flowers would they prefer in the bouquet?
💔 = When is a time your muse was heart-broken? Was it someone else’s fault or your muse’s? What did they do to get over it?
💤 = What position does your muse sleep in? What side of the bed do they prefer? How many blankets and pillows do they usually use? Do they snore or sleep with stuffed animals?
🛑 = What is one of your muse’s pet-peeves?
▶️ = Make a playlist of five songs that your muse would enjoy.
🔆 = Out of your muse’s group of friends, who do they find the most attractive? Would they ever ask them out?
🏖️ = What would your muse be doing on a day out to the beach? Are they the type to get in the water or just sit on the shore?
🏥 = Has your muse ever been to the hospital for an injury or illness? How long did they have to stay?
🎠 = What is your muse’s favorite carnival ride, game, and food? What do they like to do first when they go to a carnival?
🚨 = Has your muse ever been in trouble with the police? What crime did they commit? Did they have to stay in jail?
🥇 = Has your muse ever won a contest or competition? What was the contest/competition? What did they receive as a prize, if anything?
🎸 = Can your muse play an instrument? If yes, which one(s)? If no, do they want to learn how to play? Can they write lyrics or sing?
🎮 = What is your muse’s favorite genre of video games? What system do they prefer? What are some of their favorite games? Do they like to play online with other people?
🍳 = Does your muse know how to cook? What dish of theirs is the most popular among their friends/family? What would they consider their specialty?
👽 = Does your muse believe in aliens? Have they ever seen a UFO? Do they believe they’ve been abducted before, or do they know anyone who claims to have been abducted?