Send me a ✵ + a ship and i’ll tell you who does what at christmas!

abiroleplays:

  • who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?
  • who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?
  • who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?
  • who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?
  • who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping
  • who insists on making snow angels?
  • who put christmas outfits on all the pets?
  • Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?
  • who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?
  • Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?
  • Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?
  • Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?
  • Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?
  • who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?

two word starters

evilsbitch:

  • “ please don’t ”
  • “ i’m sorry ”
  • “ trust me ”
  • “ fuck off ”
  • “ don’t go ”
  • “ please stay ”
  • “ i tried ”
  • “ you’re wrong ”
  • “ you’re right ”
  • “ i know ”
  • “ don’t run ”
  • “ go away ”
  • “ don’t stop ”
  • “ it’s hard ”
  • “ don’t cry ”
  • “ we can’t ”
  • “ calm down ”
  • “ i’m scared ”
  • “ make me ”
  • “ wanna bet ? ”
  • “ run away ”
  • “ don’t look ”
  • “ i promise ”
  • “ try harder ”
  • “ believe me ”
  • “ don’t move ”
  • “ you’re mean ”
  • “ i’m cold ”
  • “ you’re beautiful ”
  • “ hold me ”
  • “ let me ”
  • “ come here ”
  • “ shut up ”
  • “ fuck off ”
  • “ it’s complicated ”
  • “ you’re okay ” 
  • “ wake up ! “
  • “ you’re on “
  • “ i’m pregnant “
  • “ you’re sick “
  • “ how long ? “
  • “ what happened ? “
  • “ stop it “