neelsvsser:

*screams* i want a plot where a guy goes on a roadtrip just wandering around the state trying to find meaning of life with his big ass doggo and one day he comes to diner where this shy young woman works and like her boss is always yelling at her and she has abusive boyfriend and her father used to be abusive as well and this guy he is the first man who ever treated her nicely and he just asks her completely out of the blue if she doesn’t want to leave with him and she’s like “why not?” so she takes all of her things and leaves with him. pleaseee!

OT3 goodness

fluoresccnt:

otpmusings:

  • We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle
  • Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap
  • We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed
  • Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night
  • Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us
  • Your
    parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice
    but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and
    we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family
    knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh
    well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood
    bedroom
  • I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN
    UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS
    HOUSEHOLD GODDAMN
  • You and I were innocently making out
    but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be
    home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which
    point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and
    realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly
    and taking off their shirt
  • You two are such
    trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be
    adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering
    me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways

talktoten:

okay please reblog this if you are happy to write lengthy threads with long, complicated plots and multiple non-player characters, whilst driving the plot forward on a mutually-responsible, mutually-beneficial basis, sometimes winged and sometimes not, using the “yes and” technique to build a story 

latinposeidon:

What he says: I’m a writer

What he means: I just spent ten hours on Pinterest going through memes. I was trying to find a good hair shade for a side character I’m never going to describe. I haven’t slept in three days and haven’t touched the document in a week. My search history is so fucked up I’m probably on a no fly list. I have read so many conspiracy theories I can’t remember what’s real. Time is an illusion. God is dead.