Me: Okay, I’m home now, wanna still send some memes?

Bryan: Nah.

Me: But you wanted to earlier?

Gwen: Time’s past now. Let’s just queue stuff for later.

Bryan: Yeah, memes are too much effort.

Me: Goddamnit.

rpmemesandmusings:

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

  1. A funny text
  2. A sad text
  3. A scared text
  4. A late night text
  5. An excited text
  6. A taunting text
  7. An angry text
  8. A frustrated text
  9. A concerned text
  10. A loving text
  11. A confession via text
  12. An accidental text
  13. A wrong number text
  14. A text that wasn’t sent
  15. A text for help
  16. A helpful text
  17. A comforting text
  18. A drunk text
  19. A bad idea text
  20. A rude text
  21. A long text
  22. A one word text
  23. A text asking for advice
  24. A final text
  25. A flirty text
  26. A hyper text
  27. A weird text
  28. A sarcastic text
  29. A heartbreaking text

send me a…

dreadfulmilk:

  • 🍂 for my muse to jump in the leaves with yours.

  • 🎃 for my muse to carve a pumpkin with yours.

  • 🌇 for my muse to watch an autumn sunset with yours.

  • 🌕 for my muse to try to scare yours.

  • 👻 for my muse to go into a haunted house with yours. 
  • 🔪 for my muse to watch a scary movie with yours.
  • ☕ for my muse to get your muse a pumpkin spice latte.
  • 🍎 for my muse to go to an apple orchard with yours.
  • 👕 for my muse to dress up your muse for halloween.
  • 👹 for my muse to play a spooky prank on yours.
  • 🐄 for my muse to take yours on a haunted hay ride. 
  • 🍁 for my muse to take yours to a pumpkin patch.

  • 🦇 for my muse to decorate their house with yours.

Okay, but IDEA: Bryan dies, but by some cruel twist of fate, comes back as a ghost, and for some reason all the remaining delinquents/people can see him. So they’re like, “What the fuck, Bryan?” And Bryan’s just, “Look, apparently don’t say you hate ghost stories, because someone up there’s got a twisted sense of humor.” And then he’s just like the sarcastic, salty little shit ghost following them all around and saying things like:

“Christ, who gave Murphy a gun again? I can say that, because A – you’re a shit shot, Murphy, and B – You can’t shoot me anyway because I’m already fucking dead.”

“Ah, here comes the homewrecker. No, don’t everyone look up at once, I’m talking about Jackson. Don’t give me that look, Miller.”

“I think there was a full quota of farmers up in heaven. Should have reserved my spot sooner, I guess.”

“Raven is the smartest girl that I know, so I have no doubts that she’s going to be the one to figure out how to punch a ghost and kick my ass once she does.”

So if “according to Rothenberg, anyone who didn’t die on screen is probably alive right now”, that means there’s still a chance that Bryan is alive, even though Jon is busy with other stuff??? Yes, please.