cherryrphub:

❝ Oops…

❞

❝ Watch where you’re going!

❞

❝ I didn’t mean to do that!

❞

❝ Are you okay?

❞

❝ Well, that’s definitely broken now.

❞

❝ What’s the worst that could happen?

❞

❝ Hold my beer and watch this!

❞

❝ Watch out!

❞

❝ Did you see what happened?

❞

❝ Last thing I remember, there was a big crash.

❞

❝ It’s going to take time to heal.

❞

❝ Did you mean to do that?

❞

❝ Be careful!

❞

❝ Are you sure this is safe?

❞

❝ This feels dangerous…

❞

noulaikkwelnes:

• “It’s just a myth, isn’t it? Pure fantasy?”
  
• “Well, this is it. I’m finally getting out of the dungeon.”
  
• “They can’t do this to me!”
• “Besides, we need you here. We depend on you.”
• “You have a lot of potential, [ NAME ]. Don’t throw it all away chasing fairytales.”
• “Maybe the cold water will clear your head!”
• “Who – who are you? How did you get in here?”
• “I came down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho.”
• “Relax. He doesn’t bite… often.”
• “They said if anything were to happen to them, I should give it to you when you were ready. Whatever that means.”
• “I’ll show them, I will make them believe!”
• “You hear that, [ NAME ]? I’m going to the afterlife with a clear conscience by thunder!”
  
• “If I could bring back just one shred of proof, that’d be enough for me.”
• “Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”
• “You will not regret this! Boy, I am so excited, I – I can’t even hold it in!”
• “Carrots… Why is it always carrots, I didn’t even eat carrots…”
• “Blondie, I got a bone to pick with you!”
• “Hey, junior, if you’re looking for the pony rides, they’re back there.”
  
• “Gunpowder, nitroglycerine, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue… and paper clips, big ones. You know, just office supplies.”
• “Yes, this should be enriching for all of us.”
• “Back, foul creature! Back to the pit from whence you came!”
  
• “So I said to him, what’s wrong with my meatloaf, and he says to me – ”
  
• “Geez, I used to take lunch money from guys like this.”
• “Hard to believe he’s still single.”
  
• “You wanna do my job? Be my guest.”
• “Melt the butter and bring out the bibs, I want this monster served up on a silver platter!”
• “We’re all gonna die.”
  
• “Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t do anything… except pray, maybe.”
• “Yeah, yeah, thank you very much, shut up.”
• “Two for flinching.”
• “You’re so skinny if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you’d look like a zipper.”
• “I sleep in the nude.”
• “Somebody’s gonna have to suck out the poison… Don’t everybody jump up at once.”
• “They can smell fear just by looking at you, so keep quiet.”
• “About time someone hit him, I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.”
• “There were not supposed to be people down here. This changes everything.”
• “You presume much to think you are welcome here.”
• “Our weapons allow us to remove obstacles we may encounter.”
• “Some obstacles may not be removed by a mere show of force.”
• “A thousand years ago you would have slain them on sight.”
• “We were once a great people, now we live in ruins!”
• “What they have to teach us, we have already learned.”
• “I have some questions for you, and I’m not leaving the city until they’re answered!”
• “You are a scholar, are you not? Judging by your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!”
• “All I can remember is the sky going dark and people shouting and running…”
• “Don’t forget to eat the head! That’s where all the nutrients are.”
• “We are like a stone the ocean beats against. With each passing year, a little more of us is worn away.”
• “Oh yeah, I swim pretty girl – Pretty good, pretty good! I swim pretty good…”
• “Why don’t you lead the way, because… I have no idea where we’re going.”
• “Hey guys, what’s going on…? What’s with all the guns…?”
• “I mean, I would’ve told you sooner, but it was on a strictly need-to-know basis and, well… Now you know.”
• “What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.”
  
• “For once, do the smart thing.”
• “You will destroy yourselves!”
• “I’d suggest you put a bandage on that bleeding heart of yours, it doesn’t suit a mercenary.”
• “Well I know, why don’t you translate, and I’ll wave the gun around!”
• “All will be well, [ NAME ]. Be not afraid.”
• “Hold your horses, loverboy.”
• “But that’s what it’s all about, right? Money.”
• “It’s called natural selection! We’re just helping it along.”
• “That was an order, not a suggestion!”
• “This is wrong and you know it!”
• “You pick now of all times to grow a conscience?”
• “Nobody got hurt! Well… maybe somebody got hurt, but… Nobody we knew!”
• “Internal bleeding. There’s nothing more I can do.”
• “What a nightmare. And I brought it here.”
• “My burden would have become theirs when the time was right. But now it falls to you.”
• “I followed you in, and I’ll follow you out. It’s your decision.”
• “Oh, my decision? Well I think we’ve seen how effective my decisions have been.”
• “Of course, in my experience, if you hit bottom… the only place left to go is up.”
• “I didn’t say it was the smart thing… But it is the right thing.”
• “C’mon, we better make sure he doesn’t hurt himself.”
• “We’re gonna come in low and fast and take them by surprise.”
• “I’ve got news for you, [ NAME ] is never surprised and they’ve got a lot of guns!”
• “Great, well do you have any suggestions?”
• “Yeah! Don’t get shot!”
• “Holy smokes! You told me he only had guns!”
• “What I said was they’re never surprised!”
• “Okay, now things are getting good.”
• “Alright, this is it. Any last words? … Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this!”
• “That’s it, unless someone wants to jump.”
• “Well I have to hand it to you, you’re a bigger pain in the neck than I would’ve ever thought possible.”
• “Nothing personal.”
• “Tired? That’s a darned shame! I’m just getting warmed up!”
• “Ah, I don’t think the world needs another hero.”
• “Nervous breakdown. You could say he went all to pieces.”
• “I’m gonna miss that kid. At least they’re in a better place now…”
• “I hope this piece of proof is enough for you. It sure convinced me.”

enstorie:

• _{[ trail ] for your muse to start a trail of kisses down my muses neck.} 
• _{[ shift ] for your muse to move hair off my muses face.}
• _{[ stroke] for your muse to gently stoke my muse’s face.}
• _{[ chin ] for your muse to gently grab my muses chin.}
• _{[ tuck ] to place a blanket on my muse.}
• _{[ wrap ] for your muse to walk into the room and say nothing before wrapping their arms around my muse.} 
• _{[ fidget ] for your muse to comfort mine during a bad dream.}
• _{[ braid ] for your muse to braid mines hair.}
• _{[ sponge ] for your muse to give my muse a sponge bath.}
• _{[ drape ] for your muse to help pull off / unzip my muses clothing}

faerieroleplaymemes:

musingmemes:

protector / protectee starters

• “no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”
• “it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”
  
• “i’m not going to let anything happen to you.” 
• “you can’t keep me safe from everything.”
  
• “just be careful.” 
• “i’m always careful.”
  
• “you’re going to get yourself hurt.”
  
• “i won’t get hurt, i promise.”
• “i won’t let them hurt you.”
• “you can’t save me from this.”
  
• “please try and stay out of trouble.”
• “if anything happened to you…” 
• “i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”
• “i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
• “this is the only way to keep you safe.”
• “you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”
• “everywhere you go, i go.”
• “it’s not your job to protect me.”
• “it’s my job to protect you.”
• “don’t worry, i’ve got you.”
• “no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”
• “you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”
• “please come back in one piece.”