apocalypsii:

someone give me “you live in the apartment across the hall and you’re so fucking hot but i get so awkward around you even though you act completely normal and i stutter every.time. you’re out of my league anyway but then one night my stupid roommate locks me out and i forget my key and you see me sitting the hallway so you invite me in. and obviously i say yes but holy crap what is happening” plot pretty pls

Unconscious/Unsteady Sentence Starters

memeasaurus-promptus:

  • “Woah, are you okay?”
  • “Get up!” 
  • “W-what happened?” 
  • “Steady now.” 
  • “What happened to you?” 
  • “I got you, don’t worry.” 
  • “You look like you’re going to tip over at any second.” 
  • “Why am I on the ground?”
  • “Hey, wake up.” 
  • “Please tell me you aren’t dead…” 
  • “Please groan if you’re awake.” 
  • “I… I need to sit down…” 
  • “I have you, it’s okay.” 
  • “Can you make it to that chair?” 
  • “Do you need to sit down?” 
  • “You’re looking awfully pale.” 
  • “Hey now, take it easy…” 
  • “Don’t sit up so fast.” 
  • “Do you need a hand…?” 
  • “This is no place to take a nap.” 
  • “Why is there a body out here?” 
  • “I’ll catch you if you keel over.” 
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newly an aunt/uncle starters

splattermemes:

splattermemes‌:

Works for blood and adopted families ! As requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !

  • “You’re pregnant?!”
  • “You’ve always been like a brother/sister/sibling to me.”
  • “I have something to tell you.”
  • “That kid is going to love me so much more than you. No offense.”
  • “Will you be the godmother/father/parent?”
  • “I’ve always wanted to be a cool aunt/uncle/etc.”
  • “Seeing you guys so happy almost makes me want a kid. Almost.”
  • “I’m so happy for you and (muse’s partner).”
  • “I’m not ready for this kind of responsibility.” / “It’s not even your baby! It’s mine!”
  • “Who’s the father?”
  • “I’m going to throw you the Most Extra baby shower ever.”
  • “*happy screaming*”
  • “Well it’s about time. You’ve wanted a baby for forever.”
  • “That baby is going to be the greatest kid ever.” / “If that kid is anything like you, it’s going to be so annoying.”
  • “I’ll help you raise this baby.”
  • “You’re pregnant again?” / “You got another one pregnant?”
  • “I hate kids. Except for the one you’re about to have. I’m going to love that one so much.”
  • “Should I get pregnant so our kids can be similar ages and become friends?” / “Should I get my partner/girlfriend/wife pregnant so our kids can be similar ages and become friends?”
  • “So that would make me Aunt/Uncle/etc. ____. I’ll have to get used to that.”

small / tall starters

splattermemes:

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

  • “Get down here!”
  • “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
  • “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
  • “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
  • “I don’t appreciate your height.”
  • “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
  • “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
  • “I KNOW you can see me.”
  • “Fear me!!!”
  • “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
  • “Can you lift me for a second?”
  • “Slow down! I have short legs.”
  • “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
  • “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
  • “I always win at hide and seek.”
  • “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
  • “Heels make me feel powerful.”
  • “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
  • “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
  • “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
  • “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

  • “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
  • “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
  • “Does my height offend you?”
  • “Let me reach that for you.”
  • “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
  • “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
  • “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
  • “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
  • “No, I don’t play basketball.”
  • “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
  • “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
  • “My legs are long and sexy.”
  • “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
  • “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
  • “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
  • “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
  • “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
  • “Why are you standing on the counter?”
  • “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
  • “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
  • “Let me block the sun for you.”
  • “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

SELF – KNOWLEDGE QUESTIONNAIRE
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RATIONALITY

You like clarity and intelligent simplicity and you get frustrated at messy thinking. This can make you seem unreasonably pushy to some, but it is actually a virtue: you are motivated by a horror at pointless effort and a longing for precision and insight into how things and people work. Your ability to synthesise and bring order is essential in producing thinking which is truly helpful.

SHYNESS

Part of you is gripped by the fear that you’ll launch into something and completely mess it up. The upside of this is wise caution: people are indeed often too rash, whereas you know, by instinct, that holding back can save you. Probably, you feel shame and self-disgust a bit too much. But when you do feel in your element, you act with a wisdom and sensitivity never found in people with thicker skins.

PLAYFULNESS

You are good at seeing what’s funny, at relaxing and finding the pleasure of the moment. Play is random, whimsical, fantasy-driven behavior which releases internal tension. Because it is detached from some pressures it allows you to act on weirder, perhaps neglected, parts of yourself. The downside is that it is no help in sticking with things that are not much fun but which need to be addressed. So it is well complemented by its opposite, Stoicism.

Tagged By: Stolen because Bryan demanded it

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eighteensins:

give me a “we’re best friends with benefits but my pals always give me shit for not dating anyone, will you pretend to be my bf/gf for a while?? and then we can have a v intense break up // argument in front of everyone one day to make it seem somewhat real, ok cool thanks you’re a true pal, let’s bang it out && now it’s been a couple of months but we still haven’t ended things but here we are, dancing in my kitchen and you look really fucking perfect, holy shit — i don’t love you, i don’t love you, i don’t love you && you end up taking me out to a v fancy restaurant and basically, we do all the things couples do and is it bad that i actually consider you home instead of my own fucking apartment?? && oh, you’re cuddling me in your sleep, that’s new and i think i heard you tell me you love me in your sleep?? no, i’m just dreaming, aren’t i?? && holy shit, we still haven’t broken up but you’re watching a movie and i’m watching you and all i can think about is how pretty your face looks and how much of a wonderful person you are, it’s not even about the sex anymore — fuck, i’m in love with you, aren’t i??” plot yes ok