if you start a ship with me i go from 0 to SIGN ME THE FUCK UP in no time flat.
me: *is still alive*
me: how
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ LEGACIES / 1.01 – 1.02
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
- “When we’re young we’re taught the distinction between a hero and a villain, good and evil. What if the only real difference is just who’s telling the story?”
- “I tossed a lawnmower through the patio doors.”
- “If apologizing to a god gets them off my back, then so be it.”
- “How do you two know each other?”
- “You just made a door blow off its hinges with your brain.”
- “Nobody mentioned anyone in here could do that.”
- “Everyone here has something that makes them special in ways the outside world wouldn’t understand.”
- “Either I’ve lost my mind or werewolves are real.”
- “It’s a long story, involving an ancient, vengeful witch and a bloodline curse.”
- “Our teacher accidentally incinerated himself last week in hellfire.”
- “I guess they thought he was possessed by the devil.”
- “Forget everything you’ve seen or learned since last night.”
- “So now what, I’m a hostage?”
- “I’ll just sit here alone in the witch dungeon with my thoughts.”
- “Quidditch remains an elusive pipe dream.”
- “I made a point in my life of keeping clear of girls like you.”
- “You didn’t have to lock him in the cellar.”
- “I’m well aware of your quest to avoid all emotional intimacy.”
- “I told you to stop locking yourself in your room binge-watching Cutthroat Kitchen.”
- “Attempt to make an actual friend.”
- “Do you maybe want to dance?”
- “You nearly gave me a tracheotomy with a bread knife.”
- “She’s afraid to let herself care.”
- “Everyone’s lost something, she doesn’t hold the patent to it.”
- “Pretty much loved her in that way they say only exists in movies.”
- “People who say that are the people who have never had their hearts crushed.”
- “In my experience, your safest bet is to not touch anything.”
- “I’ll file that under the things that seem really obvious after the fact.”
- “I’m offering to rock your world right now.”
- “I am an equal opportunity temptress, and your binary assumptions about sexuality are dated.”
- “Turns out even immortal beings can find a way to die eventually.”
- “I guess evil is relative.”
- “The people I care about have a tendency to die on me.”
- “I try not to get close to people anymore.”
- “I thought we established I’m a terrible dancer.”
- “I just want a way out of my own life.”
- “When provoked, witches are responsible for some of the worst atrocities in history.”
- “There’s no way that the one time that I chose to get close to someone, they turn out to be a liar.”
- “Why does everyone find her so special?”
- “I’m just looking for a kindred spirit in revenge.”
- “Turns out he isn’t the hero of my story at all, but I’m gonna be the villain of his.”
- “I know there are guys with integrity, but I’ve never met any of them.”
- “I see you’ve doubled down on your nihilism this morning.”
- “It should be said that Shakespeare wasn’t completely clueless.”
- “Let’s hit the dining hall and carb load.”
- “Did she just fat-shame me?”
- “They’re insecure small-town kids with small minds.”
- “You seem vengeful.”
- “I have a long history of anger issues.”
- “You’re being melodramatic, okay?”
- “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.”
- “Everybody lies.”
- “That went well, all things considered.”
- “Does a girl have to have motive to do charity work?”
- “Just run around and make it look like you know what you’re doing.”
- “You have every right to be mad at me but I’m telling the truth.”
- “There’s a fire-breathing woman running through the woods.”
- “If he says that one more time, I’m gonna melt him.”
- “Let’s burn these bitches to the ground.”
- “You’re ruining an epic moment here.”
- “I’m calling an audible and I need you to get on board.”
- “Can you prioritize your rage?”
- “You need a buttload of courage and a sword.”
- “Didn’t anyone ever tell you smoking’s bad for you?”
- “I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
- “You wake up with a death wish today?”
- “The dad card? That’s a low blow.”
- “This hatred, this vengeance? This can’t be you.”
- “The last thing I want to see is your penis.”
- “Some people just want to watch the world burn.”
- “I’m mad at the world and you just happen to be in it.”
- “You strike me as the kind of person who isn’t big on second chances.”
- “You do what you have to do to survive.”
- “I forgot the world is full of nasty surprises.”
- “How am I supposed to protect them from stuff that’s not supposed to exist?”
and you know what?
- it’s okay if you didn’t write today
- it’s okay if you didn’t outline either
- it’s okay if you prioritized other things
- it’s okay if you didn’t update others on your progress
- it’s okay if you haven’t been active
- it’s okay if you haven’t reached your intended word count
- it’s okay if you haven’t been feeling your best recently
- it’s okay if you haven’t been creating as much as you used to
it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay.
Things you said
prompts:
1) things you said at 1 am
2) things you said through your teeth
3) things you said too quietly
4) things you said over the phone
5) things you didn’t say at all
6) things you said under the stars and in the grass
7) things you said while we were driving
8) things you said when you were crying
9) things you said when I was crying
10) things you said that made me feel like shit
11) things you said when you were drunk
12) things you said when you thought I was asleep
13) things you said at the kitchen table
14)things you said after you kissed me
15) things you said with too many miles between us
16) things you said with no space between us
17) things you said that I wish you hadn’t
18) things you said when you were scared
19) things you said when we were the happiest we ever were
20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear
21) things you said when we were on top of the world
22) things you said after it was over
23) things you said on the streetcar at 1 am
24) things you said with clenched fists
25) things you said in the back seat of a cab
26) things you said sitting still
27) things you said on the phone at 4 am
28) things you said but not out loud
29) things you said in the backyard at night
30) things you said on the highway
31) things you said while I cried in your arms
32) things you said I wouldn’t understand
33) things you said at the back of the theatre
34) things you said in your sleep
35) things you said that made me feel real
36) things you said you’ll never forget
37) things you said with the tv on mute
38) things you said while holding my hand’
39) things you said when we first met
40) things you said when you met my parents
41) things you said you loved about me
42) things you said when you asked me to marry you
43) things you said in our vows
44) things you said before you kissed me
45) things you said on new year’s eve
46) things you said when you kissed me goodnight
47) things you said in a hotel room
48) things you said on our honeymoon
49) things you said when we were 18
50) things you said when we were 70
51) things you said as we danced in our socks
52) things you said with my lips on your neck
53) things you said in the dark
54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance
55) things you said under your breath
56) things you said in the spur of the moment
57) things you said when no one else was around
58) things you were afraid to say
59) things you said after we fell in love
60) things you said [make your own](reposted from here because the syntax is broken)
Send me a ★and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships)
1-20
I’m not feeling 100% and both Bryan and Gwen are just being quiet tonight and not wanting to write anything so… I’m going to go color and watch some movies. If you wanna spam my kids with memes and try and lure them both out, I’d appreciate it. ❤
Send ‘I wasn’t that drunk’ and i’ll generate a number for what my muse says in response.
numbers: ( 1 – 40 )
link to generator: here
content: some content may be mature and/or slightly offensive
My heart is so tired.
