I want to rp with you, but I don’t think you want to rp with me: a book by me
If we ship something (or our characters otherwise have a very developed relationship romantic or not) know that I definitely want to talk about it. All the time. I am totally willing to talk headcanons, scenarios, do plotting, all of that– but I don’t want to seem like I’m being pushy by bringing our muses’s relationship up. I just want to know that if I do talk about that sort of stuff with our characters that I don’t come off as annoying… Or seem like all that I’m thinking about is our ship. If you do let me know it’s okay to talk about it whenever, though, totally expect me to send you anything I think of when it comes to our muses relationship! There’d certainly be no shortage of things to talk about. I just want to make sure that you’re just as engaged in it as I am.
a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit 😉
- ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
- ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
- ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
- ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
- ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
- ❝ you will never escape. ❞
- ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
- ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
- ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
- ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
- ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
- ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
- ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
- ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
- ❝ they died screaming. ❞
- ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
- ❝ how long have you known? ❞
- ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
- ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
- ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
- ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
- ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
- ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
- ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
- ❝ he adores you. ❞
- ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
- ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
- ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
- ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
- ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
- ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
- ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
- ❝ then kill me. ❞
- ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
- ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
- ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
- ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
- ❝ stop! ❞
- ❝ let them watch. ❞
- ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
- ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
- ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
- ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
- ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
- ❝ you love him? ❞
- ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
- ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
- ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
- ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
- ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
- ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
- ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
- ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
- ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
- ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
- ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
- ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
- ❝ do you really think that? ❞
- ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
- ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
- ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
- ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
- ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
- ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
- ❝ I’m married. ❞
- ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
- ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
- ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
- ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
- ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
- ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
- ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
- ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
- ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
- ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
- ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
- ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
- ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
- ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
- ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
- ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
- ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
- ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
- ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
- ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
- ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
- ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
- ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
- ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
- ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
- ❝ this is my home. ❞
- ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
- ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
- ❝ fuck me. ❞
- ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
- ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
- ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
- ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
- ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
- ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
idk man but the idea of cuddling w your partner under a soft blanket on a cold day n having them asleep in your arms while you’re quietly playing video games or something just sounds rlly nice
current goal: make it through the week
long term goal: make it through all the weeks
“I wish I didn’t care about anything. But I do care. I care about everything too much.”
— Palo Alto (2013)
RP starters: Concern.
- “It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”
- “Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”
- “Blood? Are you bleeding?”
- “I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”
- “I thought I would never see you again…”
“We should get you to hospital.”
- “Where did all those bruises came from?”
- “I have the right to be worried!”
- “Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
- “Sleep at my place tonight.”
- “I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”
- “Please talk to me about it.”
- “Let me take care of you.”
- “You need to rest now. Don’t move.”
- “How many times have I told you to not go there?”
- “You could’ve died, you know…”
- “I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
- “You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”
- “This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”
- “Are you sure you’re okay?”
- “You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”
- “I’m your friend, of course I care!”
- “You know I’m always here for you, right?”
- “You’re not okay.”
- “I’m just trying to help you.”
- “Let me clean your wounds…”
- “Why did you do it? Tell me.”
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
- ❛ And for twenty-five years, nothing. Not a whisper, not a clue. ❜
- ❛ Look at her – I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way – what bliss. ❜
- ❛ Unhappy, darling? ❜
- ❛ Cara mia! ❜
- ❛ Last night, you were… unhinged.
You were like some desperate,
howling demon. You frightened me.
Do it again. ❜- ❛ Sorry about the window! ❜
- ❛ They grow up so fast, don’t they? ❜
- ❛ Don’t torture yourself.
That’s my job. ❜- ❛ Don’t tease. ❜
- ❛ Let me go! ❜
- ❛ Gimme that! Stop it! I’m warning
you! It’s not a good day! ❜- ❛ Can’t you keep up? ❜
- ❛ I wish you’d drop by more
often. ❜- ❛ The seance – tonight. Won’t you
come? ❜- ❛ Wait a minute, hold on! You have
to listen to me! ❜- ❛ Please… Just hear me out… ❜
- ❛ What a miserable evening. ❜
- ❛ Did you hear that?! ❜
- ❛ But don’t you think that’s absurd? ❜
- ❛ Isn’t that the most ridiculous
thing you’ve ever heard? ❜- ❛ Darling, how does this work again? ❜
- ❛ Don’t be shy. ❜
- ❛ Can you ever forgive me? ❜
- ❛ You were so dashing, you could have
any woman you wanted, dead or alive. ❜- ❛ Water under the bridge. Forgiven.
Forgotten. ❜- ❛ You forgot our secret password? ❜
- ❛ Can I have ice cream? ❜
- ❛ You spoil me… mon amour. ❜
- ❛ Isn’t it too enchanting? ❜
- ❛ There’s a trick to it. Of course. ❜
- ❛ Oh, no. ❜
- ❛ What is truth? What is fiction? ❜
- ❛ But let’s get to bed. ❜
- ❛ Spirits above me – give me a sign!
Shall I be joyous? Or shall I be
damned? ❜- ❛ Sleepless night? ❜
- ❛ I don’t think so. ❜
- ❛ Here it is – suspicion and anxiety. ❜
- ❛ Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone? ❜
- ❛ I’ve been around. I pick things up. ❜
- ❛ It’s going to be fun! ❜
- ❛ Darling, I’m sorry! ❜
- ❛ I said I was busy! ❜
- ❛ I changed my mind! ❜
- ❛ It’s a promise. ❜
- ❛ You were terrific. ❜
- ❛ What a sublime evening. A
theatrical triumph… ❜- ❛ A Shakespearean delight! ❜
- ❛ You were so beautiful – pale, and
mysterious. ❜- ❛ You bewitched me. I proposed that
very night. ❜- ❛ You were so right! What
an evening! ❜- ❛ How long has it been since
we’ve waltzed? ❜- ❛ Sometimes people
have had terrible childhoods. And
sometimes they just haven’t found
their special place in life. And
sometimes they’re dogs from hell
and must be destroyed. ❜- ❛ Despite everything, I don’t hate
you. ❜- ❛ Darling, take care! ❜
- ❛ To live without you – only that
would be torture. ❜- ❛ A day alone – only that would be
death. ❜- ❛ You never really loved me! ❜
- ❛ Come, my love – to safety! ❜
- ❛ What can I say? He’s going to
break hearts. ❜